Work Of Fart: Stink Fighter
After a breakup with his girl, self-proclaimed greatest fighter of the United States, Rufus, finds solace in someone with a shared love in his kinks!
It’s finally here! The user chosen ‘Work Of Fart’ from my idea pool a month ago! Sure, only one person ever really voted, but that’s still something! Like, reblog, fap, etc. As usual, constructive criticism is also welcome.
“That fuckin bitch! How the hell can she dump someone like me? The fightin’ champion of the United States! It must’ve been that damn Ken Masters! He hacked my phone to put those photos on there!” Rufus, the self-proclaimed Kung Fu champion of the United States, is in a pickle. He just broke up with his girlfriend Candy. The reason? Candy apparently found some ‘interesting’ photos of Rufus preforming disgusting and kinky sex acts. She was shocked and dumped him almost immediately, not even letting him get his own opinion in. Now Rufus is biking down the road, angry and depressed, trying to figure out what to do next.
“Motherfucker! I honestly don’t know what to do. I mean, I could beat up some randos with my excellent and talented kung fu skills, but it just doesn’t feel right! So what?! Candy just so happened to see those pictures of that meet up with my old friends from a few months ago, but that’s old news! I just fucked em up a bit…” Rufus got off on another one of his tirades, but stopped once he got to one his favorite places to hang, the local diner Mike’s. That’s where our stories collide.
“Hey, theres our Ruf, what can I get for ya?” the waitress asked. “Nothing, just a few milkshakes, I could really use it.” “OK… I see you’re having troubles. I’ll get them and leave you be babe.” The waitress ran back to the kitchen to fix Rufus’ order, and then…
“Excuse me, sir, can I sit here?” Rufus looked up to see a chubby young man in a t-shirt looking him down. “Sure thing man, I don’t give fuck!” “Is, is everything OK? Rufus is it? I’ve heard of you!” Hearing that just made Ruf’s day. “You- You’ve heard of me? No one ever says that! How?” “I saw that fight you had with Ken Masters on the news! I also heard you fought a bunch of other people in our newspaper! Is it true you really fought a guy that was floating in mid-air?”
“Yeah, I did didn’t I! He was tough, but I was like ‘Stop where you are alien dude! The greatest fighter in America, Rufus, will take you down’ heh!” Rufus was finally smiling, the first time since his breakup last night. “Cool! I’m Jackson, but all my friends call me Jack. Like I was saying earlier… is everything OK? You’re usually so energized and happy!” “Well I was, but my girlfriend Candy just broke up with me. We even got told by a fortune tella that we was supposed to be together forever! But clearly she was full of crap! All because she saw pictures of me doing ‘gross’ things with another guy! And that was from MONTHS ago!”
“What gross things?” I asked. Rufus started whispering: “Just some weird shit like farting on a guy, then sticking my dick in em. Ya know… ‘homo stuff’. Can’t help it if I sometimes have Bi thoughts!”. Jack started blushing “Wow, that sounds grea- I mean! Weird. No wonder she left you…”
As Rufus got his milkshakes, he noticed a bulge form in Jack’s pants. “Kid, are ya gay too?” “Ugh how did you- oh. The boner I just got. Nevermind. *sigh* Yes I am.” “Woah, do you like that stuff I just told ya? Like the farting? I, kinda have a thing for it in secret.” “As a matter of fact, i’m an eproctophile. That means fart fetishist.” Rufus rubbed his chin, then pulled me close saying “Well in that case, how about you and me have some fun after this! At your place! Might make feel better!” “Re-really?! W-wow. Sure! You’re actually very sexy to me!” Rufus offered me one his milkshakes, and we talked the rest of the time there, until a few hours later.
“Hoo-boy! You really are the life of the party Jack!” “Yeah, I learn from the best. So, this is my place!” Jack and Rufus entered a decently sized apartment, occasionally filled with memorabilia. “You ready for this Jackie? I know those milkshakes make me VERY gassy!” “Of course! Let’s go to my bed.”
A few minutes later I was on my bed. Waiting. Luckily Rufus came in, fully naked. His belly was jiggling and gurgling. I knew we were going to have a good time!
“Alright kid, i’m tellin ya now, i’m as gassy as a truck! You sure you’re ready for this?” “We’re both hard, right? I think you the answer.” “Alright, let’s start with some facesittin!”
Rufus leaped onto my face, his ass fat, smelly, and a bit hairy. He started to scoot around to get comfortable. “Heh, kid i’m lettin ya know. My old girl used to say i’m a beast in bed! Now you’ll find out first hand!” Rufus let out a few quick fart, before shooting out a thick PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT. “Shit Rufus, that’s incredible! Do it more!” Almost immediately he let out another, shorter cloud of gas. “I Think you’ll enjoy this one Jack!” Rufus shouted, releasing a stinky BRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMP!
“Oh yes!” I shouted, letting out my own little Pthhhhhbutttt. *sniff sniff* “Oh my god, that stinks! You’re starting to make me hard kid!” Rufus shook his ass, while letting out an equally smelly frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp! Wanting to make him cum, I started to rim, which only made Rufus fart more. PRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP!
“Kid I can’t take it! You gotta fuck me!” Rufus suddenly got up, cock dripping with pre, and stuck his gassy ass towards me. “Stick that dick in me now! I need release kid! This is too good!” “I won’t go easy man.” Smacking it, I got to work. “Jiggle for me Ruf!” Rufus ass wiggled and bounced with every thrust. He was still farting up a storm, tingling my dick and making it warm. Brrrrrrrrrooooooooooomp! Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrp! “Fuck Candy!” Rufus yelled, “You’re amazing! I should’ve moved fully to guys years ago!”
“Oh Rufus, I’m gonna…” Jack thrust in Rufus, yelling and sending cum inside. Rufus was cumming as well onto Jack’s bedsheets. Jack fell back, but was rewarded with Rufus farting out some of the cum onto him. FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPTPTPTPTPPTPTPTPTP!
“That.. was.. spectacular! I’ve never met or fucked someone with a love of farts like you! Jack, I think we should get to know each other better! Fuck Candy! Guys all the way!” “Sure thing Ruf, sure thing.” And with that, Rufus had given up his emotions towards Candy, and moved on to a new stinky life with his new boyfriend.
