Work of Fart: A visit to Hotel Transylvania
It’s been a year since Hotel Transylvania has become widely known. A gay friend of Johnny’s, Curtis, is recommended to stay at the hotel. He does, and what he finds is a smelly new boyfriend.
“Stay at the hotel, he said! You’ll like it, he said! Fuck you Johnny, you know I hate traveling!” It’s kinda hard to believe all those monsters you hear about in movies and fairy tales are real. Even weirder is when your friend stays at their hotel and meets them firsthand! Also, they have a fuckin’ hotel! Weird. Anyway, said friend is named Johnny, and he thinks I’m too depressed and whatever and need to get out. So he booked me a week-long stay at Hotel Transylvania without my say! He’s fucking crazy. “Welp. Here we are. Hotel Transylvania. The legend itself. I can already see a few humans getting acquainted. Maybe Johnny’s right. Maybe I do need this. Here we go!”
Stepping inside, Curtis saw this place was huge! A massive lobby, filled with chairs to relax and stairs to new areas of the hotel. Off to the side was where he would set up his stay. “Hi there, and welcome to Hotel Transylvania! How may I assist you?” “Yeah, I set up a stay for the week. My friend Johnny sent me here. I’m sure you know him.” “THE Johnny? The first human in the hotel? “Yep.” “That’s amazing! I think that call for a discount!” “No, you don’t need to-” “No I insist! Here’s your room key. It’s up on the top floor near Drac and his friends. Enjoy your stay!” “Hm. Ok. Maybe this stay won’t be as bad as I thought!”
Arriving at his room, Curtis saw it was quite nice. Large room, large bed. Just how he liked it. The only problem is that down the hall were some of Dracula’s friends. He didn’t know how they were, but from Johnny’s stories, they seemed to be a handful. Stepping outside to say hello, he saw the floor was covered in sand! “What the…” “Oh, Hi there! You staying on our floor?” Looking up, Curtis saw an obese mummy hopping towards him. Curtis started blushing, of both embarrassment and crushing. The mummy had his exact body type: Large and Bouncy. It sucked to be gay at that moment. “Yeah hi, i’m Curtis. I’m a friend of Johnny’s.” “Johnny? That’s great! Welcome to the hotel buddy! I’m Murray! Hope ya don’t mind sleeping next to my room.”
A few hours later, after walking around the hotel and speaking with other guests, Curtis returned to his room right next to Murray’s. “You know, I don’t have much to do…” He started knocking on the neighboring door. “Murray? You in there? I was feeling kind of bored and wanted to know if you wanted to…” “Hang out? Of course!” Murray burst the door open, scooping Curtis into his arms. “Oh my… Murray you seem happy!” “I just love making new friends. Wait here! I’ll get some refreshments!” Murray ran into his private kitchen, where Curtis got to see his large ‘assests’ on full display. “He’s huge! And hot. And covered in bandages, what am I thinking?”
Murray came back with some Egyptian themed cocktails and desserts, and sat his large body next to Curtis on the couch. “Here you go! Family tradition!” “You shouldn’t have Murray.” “Awww, don’t be like that. I just love entertaining! Just ask me if you need anything.” “Ok! Well, we got a lot of drinks here. Let’s get started!” “Alrighty then!” An hour later, with multiple drinks inside their bodies, it was clear that Curtis and Murray were drunk. “Murray, you beast! Wh-urp-What should we do next?” “I don’t -hic- know? Wanna talk about personal secrets?” “Sure go ahead!”
“Alright, I am gay!” “Oooooh, starting with a bombshell!” “In fact, I think you’re pretty cute!” “Nah, don’t be like that! I’m as fat as a house!” “No, that’s why you’re cute! I’m kind of a chubby chaser.” “Wow. You know… no one’s ever said I’m cute. For real. All the girl mummies think i’m shit.” “Don’t be like that man. I… don’t know if the drinks are doing this but..” Curtis pulled Murray into a deep kiss. The two were blushing immensely. It was going great until… Phbbbbtttt! “Oh my god, i’m sorry! I guess I got too nervous!” “More like excited, I see your dick!” Murray looked down to see the two of them fully erect. “Well, you got a point there.” “You know Murray, that fart was kinda hot…” “Really? Well in that case…” Murray picked up Curtis and threw him on the bed, and Murray started unwrapping bandages, revealing his large ass.
“Well you could’ve asked!” Curtis started stripping himself, until he was naked on the bed, Murray’s ass hovering above him. “Since you liked that fart, I had a feeling you’d enjoy this, baby!”
Murray jumped up and slammed down on Curtis’ head, engulfing him in his doughy fat. It was smelly and old. Parts of it kinda felt like sandpaper too. “Murray god, your ass is perfect!” “Thank -hic- you baby! This ass is only about to get better!” Murray let out a long, wet fart vibrating across Curtis’ body. “Yeah, that’s the stuff!” “Smells great baby!” Murray spanked his butt cheeks, sending out another short PHBBBBTTT. “Ugh, fuck!” Curtis started licking Murray’s asshole. It tasted kinda weird, unable to describe. But it made Murray shiver with pleasure! BROOOOOOOORP!
“Murray, can you…. shake around for me? -urp-” “Of course, I love to move!” Murray started to essentially twerk on Curtis’ face while letting out a PRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! “Curtis, can I ask you something?” “Sure baby!” PHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPT! “What is it?” “I’ve never met someone who likes this. It’s kinda a secret fetish of mine. Would you…” FLRRRRRRRRPT! “Be my boyfriend? No woman or man ever went for me…” “Of course!” Curtis yelled muffled under Murray. “I love you!” “I love you too!”
Murray shot another another booming fart across Curtis’ face. “Murray, please! I’m gonna cum!” Murray looked down, seeing their 2 dicks on top of each other, at full length leaking pre. “Ohhhhhh~” Murray moaned, and started jacking himself and Curtis’ off, all while shooting our more long, warm blasts. “Cumming! I Love you!” Both Curtis and Murray shouted with pleasure, shooting their cum across the room. Murray let out his last few farts. BRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOMP! FRRRRRRRRRRP! FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPTPTPTPTPPTPTPTPTP!
Murray got up and laid down next to Curtis. “Curt, thank you!” “Your welcome.” As the two embraced, the envisioned a future of stinky fun. To be continued.
